10 things an Escort 'should' list on their advertisment

Providing a professional advertisement increases your marketability and trustworthiness. Follow this guide will help insure that you have a professional advertisement. Please understand everything listed is for your protection and professionalism as well as for your clients. Providing professional accurate information, set expectations along with  a secure comfortable environment that is discreet and confidential should go both ways for the client but also for the Escort. Its plain and simple ...its RESPECT! If you do not respect your own privacy then dont expect your client to trust you with theirs.
 #1. A nice greeting and a stage name (never a real name). Keep yourself and your identity discreet and confidential.
#2. A phone number that you use strictly for business (untraceable one). Buy one at a discount store. The phones are inexpensive. Keep your desecration and confidentiality.
#3. A disclosure stating that you do not sell services. The monumental fees are for quality control purposes to gauge a gentleman by and for you expenses, time and companionship. All that is legal. DO NOT EVER SELL SEX! EVER! You may post a disclosure as part of your picture arrangements. The gentlemen may not always read your advertisement but I promise you they will look at your picture arrangements. So put your disclosure in plain site for their eyes. If at any time the conversation turns sexual, hang up...conversation is over! You both know better and that is a serious legal violation.
#4. State your available times with clear set out prices. Do not barter. Your time is not an auction nor is it a garage sale. Prices are never to be discussed over the phone or in person. If the question arises redirect them back to the advertisement. The client needs to read the ad not just scan the pictures. The advertisement takes the business out of the way before the client calls allowing  you to visit more comfortably. Pricing is not a subject of discussion EVER... away from the advertisement! That is why you posted the ad.
#5. Accurate pictures. Accurate pictures does not mean that the pictures have to be taken minutes before the ad is placed. It means that the pictures must actually look and resemble what you look like currently. That means no new tattoos, piercings, excessive weight gain or loss, drastic hair color changes, etc. Be the person that you post,  is what I am saying,  because your client is expecting the person,  you posted. Be real, be honest. However, please NOTE that that is the oldest cop out trick/excuse a client uses to get a free show and tell.(Your pics arent accurate!)  Bull-oney!
#6. A brief accurate description of yourself. Again be honest! Age, shoe size, weight, height, measurements, hair color, ethnic, etc. But if the client is looking for an excuse it will be the old excuse...your description isnt accurate. (YES, darling client the description  is accurate, its your perception that is off!) You, dear client now have just waited my time and you still owe me money for my expenses and time...will maybe not the companionship part sense the companionship part was free to begin with..right?
#7. Your gift preference. Cash, etc. Clients, here is a little hint...go buy a box of chocolates for a dollar at a discount store, put the Escorts fee inside the box of chocolates. Offer her the gift open so that she can see her gift is accurate. Set the box of chocolates down and dont discuss the gift again, unless you eat the chocolate. yumm!
#8. Add a personal website. Make a nice website representing yourself for free. There are a lot out there if you google it.  (Free websites. I personally favor  'tripod.com'. You decide which one is correct for you.) Dont buy a domain. There isnt a reason to buy a domain name unless you intend to monetize that site and make it bigger than just a representation of yourself and your rules, regulations, and contact information.
#9. DO NOT ALLOW REVIEWS, EVER! What do you need review for? Seriously? If you dont know your responsibilities then you dont need to be in business. If the client is looking for smut, you dont need to see that client. Yes, that is my personal opinion. Do they have reviews? NO, I am pretty sure they dont otherwise they would not be asking for you reviews they would be asking if you are DateCheck approved or a member of Perferred 411. (which I highly recommend P411. They monitor each and every account for accuracy and standards...insist that the client gets an account especially the ones requesting reviews! Review requests are one of my biggest pet peeves! I loathe a smut-monger! So Im going to leave it at that.
#10. Preferences, such as place of meeting (no printed details - only discuss this after you have visited a few moments on the phone and feel comfortable with the arrangement and client), age and ethnic requirements of clients.
This will increase your trustability, accountability and professionalism for your client. Insist that they follow your set rules, regulations and expectations. They, the client doesnt want to be disappointed but neighter do you. Your time is money. As pleasurable of a business as this is...its still a business. Run it like one and expect the same from your clients. DO NoT waist the clients time and money eighter. Thievery is unexceptionable on both sides! and NOT to be tolerated!

Texting, Emails, IM-ing *vs* the good old fashion telepone call

    Listen up Fellas. This is just a little note about IM-ing, eMails, Texting and why so many of the "Ladies" dont allow them. The Ladies very clearly post on their sites...NO eMails, NO Texting, NO Instant Messages for many reasons, so that means NO! I will try to explain a few of these reasons in the following. First, mind your manners regardless! Follow the rules. Read the site carfully. Determine what the schedule is, the do's/dont's, prices for her time, expenses & companionship. Do not ask questions that her advertisement should already answer. Ladies dont put your Gentlemen in a predicament to have to ask.  If you have to ask for details, Gentlemen, then you should move on.  Dont ask for anything else that is not set out on the posted advertisement or you well be disappointed as there are legal laws that mus be followed. If there not followed, expect to be in trouble, that is why it is set up that way. A reputable Lady would not compromise you regardless and neighter should you...her.  Do not expect the Lady to break those laws because you just did.  You can, however, expect to be hung up on and the meeting to be terminated permanently.  Im going to say this to you again...asking for anything else aka services that may be deemed unacceptable or illegal  from a reputable Lady will end your chances of ever seeing her. A good old fashion "polite" phone call is all it takes. If you don't know or understand the rules, then don't call until you do. Which usually means you are to young or stupid and more likely than not...BOTH! No one is interested, sad but true. So, go sit yourself down for a few more years to grow up and then talk, and remember NO Texting. 
   Gentlemen, please you must understand the legalities of such documentation (Texting, eMails, IM's because that is just what your Texts, eMails, and IM's become ...  IF or when one of you crosses the very thin line of the law that regulates this type of business.  I am going to say this again, being an escort is not illegal only prostitution is. Please understand the difference. The difference again, is the exchange of sex for money. A prostitute charges money for an exchange of sexual services. This is deemed illegal. Don't do it.  An Escort does NOT! What you decide to do with an Escorts time is consensual, that you both decide upon but NOT purchased. But at a later date and time, even IF your not involved at a moment of the others indiscretion an old/current text, email or documented IM conversation may/can compromise you, both and then you get this big SURPRISE of trouble! Im pretty sure you dont want that kind of surprise. Right?  Its data...ok, think about it! Some store this data for a later communications for a continued relationship for  later dates. Which is referred to as being a "Regular".  Not a bad idea but not the smartest eighter. You have read and heard in the media about numerous celebrities who have had their text messaging exploited. Well, you may not have a celebrity standing but your none the less just as important, to your family, work, and your community. Besides what is the importance of a text anyways, especially in this business? Most important...you dont know who your Texting, eMailing, IM-ing on the other side. Hmmm, think about that for just a minute, as well. You don't want to give anyone a reason to mis-interpret your intentions before your appointed arrival. There is no telling what kind of situation you might find yourself in. If left to some unknown persons random interpretation. Wouldn't you want to keep the human element to your encounter so that "you" too may have a feel for the other person your about to meet? Again, I am going to re-instate a  good old fashion polite phone call is all it takes.
     As the person who is receiving the Texts, eMails, IM's can read them in any tone of their choosing. The tone can be that of charm, fun, carefree, even angry,or aggravated and you may not be responsible for any of that tone. Its a mood.  A mood of their surroundings interpreted to their choosing. Therefore, you the sender of the Texts, eMails, IM's become what the other person wants or perceives you to be, attitude included and uncontroled. But a phone call on the other hand is a total different story. A personal phone call provides the human touch. It can change a persons tone, mood, even the outlook of the rest of the day. There is a lot to be understood in the actual tone of the opposite parties words being personally delivered. A phone call will almost always be to your benefit. This phone call is your actual first meeting...first impression, so to speak. It should be warm, friendly, fun, maybe full of  laughter...get to know you, kind of, conversation. Your wanting a close encounter with a lady of your choosing... do you really want your first meeting/first impression to be a mechanical, cold, rude or a one-sided perception that a Text message, eMails and IM's produce? Nope, I didnt think so.
So my recap is:
1.    Protect yourself from documentation that may fall pray to an unwanted circumstance. Dont Text, eMail or IM! Its just bad form, especially in this business.  
2.    Know who your talking to...make the phone call and talk to them. Be charming. That is the key!
3.    Be polite.
4.    Don't ask questions that you both know the answers to. Its considered rude.
5.    Set up your appointment.
6.    Keep it!

Thank you for reading.
Maggie

    

The selfish philosopher rages.

Am I a sex addict?

How do you know if you're addicted to sex?  I have pondered on this question for quite a while, as I am asked this question quite often,  in the field of expertise that I am in. I have found (from my experience only, as I am not a psychiatrist, a clergy, or an attorney) that most Gentlemen (ladies too), that have been caught..."so-called cheating" (a very wide realm of terminology befalls this one little word - cheating)...use or are forced to use the excuse of being sexually addicted as an escape goat or smoke screen to ease the pain and suffering of the wounded spouse. By taking all the blame, you can take society's provided steps to restore your previous way of life in hopes that something may be/will be gained by all of this... at best restoration. After all, YOU are the one "caught" so the blame has to be all your fault...right? No, not necessarily. Men just seem to carry responsibility of blame a lot easier than women. And, for the most part, I do not believe men are as addicted to sex as society would like for  them to be. Sexual addiction a merchandisers capitalization on emotion, confusion, un-understandable (if that is even a word) drama of an unmet need being sought out in a different form of basic expression. Sex is one of the basic "need" groups, like food, water, and sleep. My dear old mother would say.."once you have it, you will always  have to have it...choose wisely". There are a lot of view points regarding abstinence...but it just does NOT happen. Abstinence is another word for guilt control. From the time you are born, you will find the protruding organs that feels good when touched and you will touch it. Its a natural instinct. What instates the opinion of sexual addiction is other peoples reaction and opinion to your action for the need...to borrow Momma's words of wisdom again..."choose wisely". 

I'm not saying there are no extremities...there is always someone that is willing to  take "whatever" to an extreme. Even chewing gum...someone is going to go to extreme...chewing gum. It's an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) which, by the way,  is way under diagnosed, in my opinion.  Addiction? Obsession? one and the same?  Hmm?  Either, or....it is all proclaimed to be a dysfunction by society rules. An intrusion upon morals, ethics, legalities...societies opinion,  often clouded by their own individual experiences as judgment is passed. There is no true form of rules for anyone to judge...just overly educated, egotistical, opinions ( ethics - educated psychologist,  legalities - egotistical attorney,. morals -opinionated churches)   which in-crouch upon each other until it becomes monetary. Then all of a sudden they are all agreeable.

Are you...am I...a sex addict? For the  most part, I'm going to say... no. We are just common people getting by in a common day. Sex is a common everyday occurrence in a normal everyday life. Sex drives range differently in each individual. If you're coupled with a person with a low sex drive and you have a high one, then of course, you are going to be perceived as a sex addict. If you are caught masturbating and the other person in your life was taught it's immoral, guess what? That person is going to think you're a sex addict. Normal sexual deprivation for one is sexual suicide for another. Unfortunately, rules of life do apply as other people get involved emotionally, physically, financially...it all has to be governed.  Sexual addiction, for the most part is an opinionated judgment that is not based on an individuals needs but rather societies rules of common, e.i. general, then played upon for a sympathy. Do you fall into that category? What category would that be exactly? The sex category or the non-sex category? Tough decision....by whos opinion?

So you like porn? You like sexy lace, perfume, candles, stockings, bent over views...? You like getting friendly with the conditioner in the shower? You like playboy/playgirl magazines, centerfold? (there's articles in there! I know right?) Hugh Hefner "was" considered by society as a pervert, and sex fiend. He has combated societies opinion regarding morals, ethics, legalities and sexual rights. Is he a sex addict? No! Just a pioneer.  Now, he's considered brilliant! His magazine hasn't changed. His mansion has'nt changed. His concepts hasn't changed. Nothing has changed...except societies opinion. What was the common denominator between morals, ethics, legalities ...oh yeah...MONEY!

Am I a sex addict? I don't know. You decide. If proclaiming such a dysfunction saves or preserves hurting your way of life, families love, and respect, you still have to decide. But only you! YOU will be the one wearing the scarlet letter...sometimes forever...so "choose wisely".  Remember this...what is good for one person, isn't always good for another;  until another person can walk a mile in your shoes, how can they possibly understand...but then you can't walk a mile in their shoes either. Why?  Because they are to busy trying to wear yours, so you decide...you and only you.  

Tiger Woods' infidelity...still a KING amongst MEN!

I'm not saying that I condone Mr. Woods actions as being righteous. By the laws of marriage, his actions were wrong. It would be incredibility hypocritical of me to judge eighter way so I wont. I do however understand how it happened, how it got out of hand, and how trapped he must feel. I sympathize with his grief and pain.

Infidelity is the most common devastation within any relationship and/or marriage. Women don't perceive sex in the same format as a man does. Sex is a "need" for a man and not always a "want". Unlike women, sex IS a "want". As a mans "needs" need to be fulfilled the man will play upon a woman's "wants". We, as women want to satisfy our man. Women are by nature nurturers with the natural instinct to meet the needs of our man. We are usually willing to do just about anything to do just that. The emotional attachment forms for the woman and the sex between the partners become more than just sex. Unless its business related.

Men are very visually stimulated. Women love the attention that goes with a mans visual stimulation that provokes his needs. We, women love to feel his admiring eyes, husky voice as he whispers sweet things in our ears in order for him to receive the attention he is desiring. Cat and mouse game if you will. Some of us are very good at it and have the “game” if you will, honed into an art, some of us don't.

Men solicit Escorts as companions for what ever the reason they have at the moment. (remember Ive been “in the Business” so I feel that I can speak fairly educated in this matter) The “need” has to be met. There are no strings attached. Business is business and the need IS met. No questions asked, no explanations required. I will, however say that by no means is an encounter ever intended by the gentleman to insult, hurt, or damage his relationship at home. The encounter has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the gentleman loves, respects, honors his partner or the fact that he is not satisfied at home, its just not true. Quite the opposite in fact. So the business encounter its left at that...business.

As for the girl at the grocery store check out, gas station, local bar, secretary, etc., that is another story. These women are not after the business side of the flirtations and fantasies of the gentleman. As it may have started out as a flirtatious fantasy for the man, its not for the “other” woman. She “wants” the natural order of nurturing this man. The phone calls begin. Texting. Its fun! It's exciting! Its a secret. Its naughty. Its stimulating. Because now in our/his perfect world and/or everyday routine now there is a little caos. You, the man, find yourself feeling stimulated so you step a little higher and faster. You whistle or sing. Your ego that you thought was ok...is now feeling super charged. Electrified. (The wife/partner notices..you lie...why? Because it really has nothing to do with the way you feel/care about her) Now the “other” woman is emotionally involved and your wondering “how did that happen”. The “other” woman “wants” more from you than you are wiling to give. The wife/partner can detect the mood swings..your still denying whats going on even though you know shes knows. Shes not stupid just because you want her to be at that point in time. Women are emotional creatures so emotion is the first thing we do notice...keep that in mind. The three ring drama begins and the “other” woman will almost always tell on the mans infidelities because the end is obviously near. This is where the old saying goes...”All is fair in love and war”..profound...huh?

The inconceivable act of infidelity is the emotional attachment to the “other” person rather than the act itself. The lies of protection is the most unforgivable part of the situation. Its also the hardest to over come. Its the lies that breached the trust, not so much as the act.

Society has portrayed Tiger Woods as “the” perfect man in every way possible. A mans man. A man that women dream about. Beautiful to look at, gentle but strong, loving, warm-hearted, neatly tailored, smart/educated, talented, hardworking, ambitious, successful with such a glorious grace about himself that you perceive him as royalty.... a King amongst men!

Yes! Let us not forget that he IS a MAN and still a king amongst us all! Be careful, those who cast stones.....

Where's the MONEY?

Where IS the money?
I have had this happen to me time and time again. The Client shows up, we sit down to visit, as the appointment moves closer to the end, the Client still has not laid the money out and as manners go..I haven't asked.(Please do NOT make the Escort ask for her expense fee..its rude and breaks ALL the rules of comfort for your encounter) The Client then moves to leave and actually thinks that his visit is free or better yet, the Client has "short changed" me by not bringing the full amount. The Client knows it and I'm pretty sure that's why the Client didn't offer to lay the money out in the beginning.

Ok, now lets flip the situation. The Escort arrives, everything seems great. You hand her the money, she makes an excuse to go to her car, you never see her again..or your money.

Unfortunately, once the money is gone..it's gone. The "Short-changer" Client goes on a blacklist. This makes it a little harder for the "short-changer" to get another appointment, but it's not fool proof. If an Escort thieves your money, call the agency/answering service immediately, if it is applicable. NOTE: Almost all Escorts have a NON-refund policy on their fees.

Please understand that the Agencies/answering service can NOT return your money. They are not the ones who took your money and have very little control over the individuals behavior whom you have accused. At this point, it's an almost guarantee that if the Escort took your money she/he also took the Agencies/answering services fees as well. Although, by reporting the Escort to the Agency/answering service the chances of ending the Escorts association with that particular Agency/answering service is fairly high, if they are reputable. Agencies/answering services alert other Agencies/answering services as general a rule/courtesy about the Escorts unacceptable behavior and/or the “short-changing” Client. Being angry with an Agency/answering service worker will not get you any where. The Agencies/answering services will have no way to retrieve the money for you. Most cases the so called thief will only deny that was what happened.

Now you want to now what YOU can do to help try and prevent this situation...right?

If the Escort is coming to you OR if you are going to the Escort. Lay the required pre-agreed full amount(immediately upon the on set of the appointment)out on the table away from the door but centrally located so that the Escort can visually see each bill(without touching) to confirm the amount is correct. The money is to be left on the table in a spread out fashion UNTOUCHED and UN-DISCUSSED for the entire duration of the scheduled time the two of you spend together. At the departure time, the Escort will pick up the money left on the table assuming it is her/his to pick up. (NOTE: Please do not put your valuables on the same table. Put your personal items away in a safe place. Clients often offer items of gifts to the Escort as an extra sweet gesture of appreciation. Please make sure your personal items do not get misunderstood as one of these extra gift gestures.) I, again feel the need to re-institute that you as a client are not paying for services. (DO NOT BARTER, offer, or solicit the Escort, as she/he WILL feel that they have every right to pick up the money and leave...due to the insult and the illegal intent. If the Escort solicits or "up sales" you...YOU pick up your money and ask the Escort to leave due to illegal intent. DO NOT ever compromise yourself, or let anyone else compromise you, PLEASE!)

Do not ever discuss money amounts during your appointment time EVER! This kind of discussion can be misinterpreted by the opinion of a passer-by which can result in unnecessary trouble. By opening up this kind of discussion of money after the Escorts arrival breaks all the rules of comfort for the encounter, so don't discuss money. The Escort may leave. The Escorts fees for time,companionship & expenses has/should have been pre-arranged so to re-discuss it after she/he arrives is completely unnecessary. Don't make the Escort ask you for her/his expenditure fees, that will start your encounter time off on the wrong foot ... its rude. You don't want her/him aggravated with you before the two of you two get acquainted, do you? Be a gentleman!

***Read the Escorts advertisement carefully and follow the instructions.
***The Escort fees for time,companionship & expenses are NON-refundable as a general rule. Keep this in mind.
***Make all monetary agreements before the appointment, so there isn't any confusion as to the expectation. Do not ask the Escort " well, what do I get?"
***Lay your money out (BEFORE the appointment/upon arrival) for a visual count. Put it in a central location and away from the door. The money is not to be touch it!
***Do NOT sell or ask to purchase services/sex. It's illegal. Don't allow it...don't do it! Please!

NOTE: On a high average most appointments are extremely rewarding and wonderful experiences. It is sad that one bad apple sometimes spoils the whole basket. Don't let it. Hugs and Kisses for those of you who are gentlemen. Ohhh, how we love to spend time with those of you who are.
***Please leave me your comments below. Obviously Im a little one-sided on this experience so gentlemen/Clients please feel free to leave your comments to be published to be fair to your points of view.

10 steps to deter a prankster

What is a prankster? Its usually a Client that calls "JUST" to talk to the Escort, generally wasting the Escorts time to entertain yourself (the Client) at the Escorts expense, without any intentions of booking. Using the excuse that you're "just" getting acquainted. You're NOT getting acquainted if you call "just" to "talk" to the Escort and not book an appointment OR you book an appointment with incorrect information leading the Escort on a wild goose chase...further wasting the Escorts time and sometimes her gas trying to find you. Shame on you (the Client)..SERIOUSLY! But yet you (the Client) will get mad if the Escort walks out with your money without warning. Shame on the Escort..too! Yet, the Escort is considered a thief and yet you get off scott-free for being a jerk! Doesn't that kind of action make you a thief? Yes, it does! There are no "reviews" to post on you...but yet you post "reviews" on the escort. It's the same thing guys (prankster/thief)...regardless of how you may justify yourselves. Then the next guy, (who probably happens to be a really great guy and possible long time Client)...has to pay for your (the JERK) rudeness, because the Escort tightens security then has an attitude because of the one JERK! Unfortunately, it's almost impossible to deter the prankster. Here are some steps I hope will help...
#1. Don't except/answer emails, texts, or restricted calls.If a client uses any of these techniques of communications, they are already setting the stage of being a prankster. Otherwise they(the Client) would talk to you without hiding.
#2. Don't allow conversations to stray from the business at hand..the appointment or linger.
Both, the Client and the Escort understand the "WHY's" of your call...there is absolutely no need to go into details about your appointment. Your appointment should not ever be discussed. If it is, end the call, hang up.
#3. Ask for the Clients name, first and last. If the Client does not want to give you their name, this should be a red flag warning.
#4. Ask for the Clients cell phone number - always.
Check the Clients number with 411.com reverse phone. You (the Escort/Client) can also check address information as well on this site.
#5. Google! Google the Clients address on Map Quest if you (the Escort/Client) is going to meet the Escort/Client at their residence. It not only gives you a birds eye view of the neighborhood you're going to but also double checks to see if the residence actually exists.
#6. Invest in a GPS. A GPS is an excellent source of navigation equipment. A GPS will also alert you if an address is non-existent, saving you time and gas.
#7. Confirm that the hotel room reservations are in the name the Client provided.Be careful as to not to violate any confidentiality. DO call the room just before your arrival to insure that the Client is present.
#8. Ask for the Client to provide references. Especially if you are an independent escort.
#9. Ask the Client what state they have their residence in.</span> Or when you checked their cell phone information in 411.com reverse phone, the information will show what state the phone is registered.
#10. Ask the Client to provide a drivers license or some type of I.D. at the beginning of your arrival. Check ONLY the name. (You do NOT need their personal address). The State will be printed colorfully across the top of the I.D., make a mental note if it all matches.

**If the information does not match, politely end the conversation/appointment.
**Do keep track of the pranksters information.
**Do make it your (the Escorts) obligation to alert any of the other Escorts of the
pranksters antics. Shared information is essential to stop a prankster.

I personally prefer the name JackAss opposed to prankster, but I think we all have our little love names for the the JERKs of prankster-ism. I pray that your prankster-dick falls off in the night while stroking your pathetic wee-wee and the cat eats it. Kisses for your cat!